In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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