i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We left the knife in your bed.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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