oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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