Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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