: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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