You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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