How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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