Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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