its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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