I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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