she was so not down for the gang bang
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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