Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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