The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
two words: eviction party
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
How does it feel to date your dad?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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