Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
