I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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