babies were throwing up all over the place
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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