I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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