went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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