Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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