I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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