I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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