covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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