We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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