Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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