3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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