I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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