Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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