Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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