Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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