why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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