there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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