belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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