Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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