i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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