what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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