It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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