I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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