i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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