It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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