so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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