wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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