he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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