Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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