I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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