at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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