i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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