Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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