There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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