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(909): View more from California

so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes

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(636): View more from Missouri

we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

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(406): View more from Montana

This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends

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(518): View more from New York

She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it

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(458): View more from Oregon

And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.

(458): View more from Oregon

Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.

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(310): View more from California

It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you

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