Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
