He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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