All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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