Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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