hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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