Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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