i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
