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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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