what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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