I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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