but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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